Canon vs Non-canon

 

What exactly is "canon" in terms of G.I. Joe? Let's break down the word "canon" first. 

Canon, as defined by Merriam-Webster, has a variety of definitions, but the most applicable to this post is: "a sanctioned or accepted group or body of related works." Usually something that is canon is consider quite sacred and holy. 

In the case of G.I. Joe, there are generally two accepted works that are canon. You are either a fan of the work of Larry Hama with his run with the Marvel Comics version of GI Joe or a fan of the Sunbow cartoons. Sometimes, it's acceptable to mix them up a little. The problem with that whole line of thinking, is that, while wonderful, it's outdated. It's pure nostalgia now to a bunch of mostly 40 something adults. 

Plus the characters, when considering most of their origins, are pretty dang old. Quite a few of them served in Viet Nam and should be well into their 60's by now. Yes, both the comics and cartoons were great, but for me, they only serve as an influence into my own twisted toy universe.

If you've been a reader of this nonsense blog, you know that I'm a bit nuts in terms of my "Joe-verse". The way I see it, I bought the damn toys, they are mine to do as I please. Basically, Hama's work serves as my inspiration for the personality of each character and the cartoons provided them with voices. 

My world includes various elements of the original comics, the original cartoons, some Resolute, some Renegades, and bits of the two live action movies. Plus a good healthy dose of pure imagination. And a dash of real world politics!

Anyway, I've got a Facebook friend by the name of M.C. Austin. I don't really know him much at all, but he's mainly a friend due to our shared interest in GI Joe, much like so many other Facebook friends. One key difference is that M.C. is a bit like me and he has his own world-view of the conflict of GI Joe vs Cobra.

A few weeks ago, M.C. sent me a ton of IM's outlining key elements of his GI Joe world. Fascinating stuff, very imaginative, and quite cool! There are a few elements similar to my thoughts. I recently messaged M.C. and asked his permission if I could publish his thoughts on this ridiculous blog. He agreed!

So the remainder of this post is from the fertile mind of my GI Joe friend, M.C. Austin! If you are a hard core fan boy, steel yourself! You can get through it!


"The team got hammered by Congress over funding being secretly pushed in from an Extensive Enterprises dummy company.
A last plan enacted by CoCo and the Twins to bring then down.

It partially worked, causing the team to be either disbanded or taken from Hawk.
He chose to take the heat and retired to save the team.
As he left he contacted Colton and they decided to cash in a few favors around the globe, round up some capital and start a PMC, Pantheon Securities Incorporated.

Baroness tired of CoCo and his foolishness snapped and slit his throat in the middle of a meeting. Seeing this the others knew the jig was up.

Destro planned to take over, but she didn't want him going down the same path.
So she hired Firefly and had him demolish the castle with him in it. (But they didn't find Destro's body😉!)

Serpentor was a second in command to CoCo and for a moment thought he would get the lead. But Baroness refused to let him lead feeling he was as bad as CoCo, but fanatical.

He and Mindbender had a plan in the works to use cloning and dangerous bioweapons to take over the world.

A CG informant filled her in and she had them shot down over the Pacific by "Harpy"(one of the last Strato Vipers left) in a MkV Hurricane (WIP).
No survivors. . .

Back on the Joe side of life. .
When Hawk left he put out the word that any Joe (current or prospective) wanted to come work for him they could. So long as they got an honorable discharge. The only exceptions were former Cobra operatives that were vetted by himself Scarlett and Colton.

Beachhead stayed, because Beachhead 😂😂😂 and he's now a Colonel
So now he's the Joe team leader with Leatherneck as his number 2 to keep him in check.😉👍

The PMC is a loose knit team with discipline.
No ranks are needed, team leaders are assigned as per mission needs and can be fluid should the need arises.

Destro adopted a young girl in secret years ago. Had her trained and raised in the shadows in case of his death to carry on M.A.R.S and the McCullen clan since it seemed that Baroness wasn't in to making babies yet.
Also if they did the girl could be a secret guardian to the child/children.

The girl Destro adopted is Circe, the IG Elites know her and know she has taken control of their forces.
But she is also working to find out who dropped the castle on Destro and his closest troops.

The twins have retired after they did a Pearl Harbor job on Zartan and most of the 'Noks. The only ones left are Zarana, Zanya, Crowbar (a wacked out chemist) and Mako (a former SEAL thought dead after he ratted out a "sneak and peek" commissioned by the JCOS and given to SOCOM to infil on Cobra Island.

The failed op with Mako also left a few survivors one of which was a Colonel named Garret, who Mindbender did a piece of work on him making him believe that the US government left him to die on the island.

The program codenamed "Snakehouse", was one of the few that Baroness kept for a while.
Garret was deemed valuable due to him being a Delta operator, and the turned him into the CO of the Viper Corps.
He now goes by the the code-name Col. Dagger. . .

An upstart HEAT Viper under the tutelage of Scrap Iron pulled a prank on a squad on Techno Vipers that literally blew up in his face, and left him scarred for life was saved through an experiment with implants from Mindbender and Destro and given a metal mask serves as Dagger's right hand, and is known as Hammerhead.

An Undertow undercover as a SAW Viper came in from the cold to join Circe at MARS leaving a dozen broken troopers in his wake. . . Code-name Menace.

A female MI-6 operative turned on Britain after hearing her little brother went missing on a joint task force mission with SOCOM before the team shake up.
She is now one of the Night Stalkers at the Baroness' side as a liaison/bodyguard she also happens to be in a relationship with one of the company's operatives a former SAS Major by the code-name Anvil.

He had to send her in jail, but I think the Baroness has a plan to break her out (WIP).
The Crimson Guard are now their own group and are led by the latest version of "Project Fred" inductees. "Somewhat" still loyal to Cobra and the Baroness, the group is always looking to get a better deal and grow influence where they can.

The Twins had the 'Noks offed because they sold the info about the dummy company to a dirty Congressman too soon and it cost them billions.
The company had contracts to build vehicles to Joe team specs and had started getting plans from DOD on the requests made by Mainframe, Doc, Wild Bill, Ace and other respected Joes.

After the word got out DOD locked down the contracts but a couple blueprints and specs got loose. Some were from Hammer Co. and Stark Industries.
Once again, Firefly was paid to get in and destroy the files (by Mercer no less), but he missed some due to the info being on two different servers and MARS stole the remaining one."

Wild stuff! Interesting developments into the characters, especially what happens with Cobra. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts on your GI Joe vs Cobra worldview. Leave me a comment! Heck, maybe we could connect and I'll post your Joe-verse thoughts on this silly ass blog.